Bringing back the dirty knock knock jokes in our unlawful humor section. Can’t imagine many people tell knock, knock jokes anymore but these are well worth the try. Enjoy!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita Dick inside me!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Budweiser!

Budweiser who?

Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Buster!

Buster who?

Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Do U Want 2 Cd’s

Do U Want 2 Cd’s Who?

Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Idaho!

Idaho who?

I da ho! Where da John?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Helda dick

Helda dick who?

I Helda dick. and the wind blew it for me.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Ivana

Ivana who?

Ivana hump your brains out!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Madam

Madam who?

Help madam finger is stuck in the door.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Some.

Some who?

Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Asshole!

Asshole who!

Open the door and find out asshole!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

I suck

I suck Who

Michael Jackson


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Ben Hur

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Justin

Justin who?

Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Bo-Ho

Bo-Ho Who?

Stop crying pussy it’s not the end of the world.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

“Fuck you said”

“Fuck you said who?”

“Me!”


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Smell Map

Smell Map who?

EWWW your fucking disgusting!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Andy.

Andy who?

And he bit me again!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Parton!

Parton who?

Parton my French!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Urine!

Urine Who?

Urine secure, don’t know what for.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Ben

Ben Who?

Ben down and lick my boots!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Jenny Tull

Jenny Tull Who?

Jenny Tull Warts


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Butcher

Butcher who?

Butcher hands up this is a robbery


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Ima Reilly

Ima Reilly Who?

Ima Reilly Cumming


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Khan!

Khan who?

Khan-dom broke, hope you’re on the pill!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Justin

Justin Who?

Justin Heranus


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Tanaka!

Tanaka who?

Tanaka you up!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Phil

Phil Who?

Phil McCrackin (you can also use Phil McCreviss)


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Ivanna Seymour

Ivanna Seymour who?

Ivanna Seymour Butts


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya suck this dick?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Foreskin!

Foreskin who?

The worlds greatest foreskin teller.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Tara

Tara Who?

Tara McClosoff


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dozer

Dozer who?

Those are the biggest tits I ever seen.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Bangkok!

Bangkok who?

Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Winner

Winner who?

My winners as big as a football field.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Eat mop

Eat mop who?

Hahahahaha


Girl: Knock Knock.

Boy: Who’s there.

Girl: Pussy.

Boy: pussy who.

Girl: You don’t get the joke.

Boy: You didn’t finish.

Girl: Oh i’m done alright. (laughs)

Boy: How am I ever suppose to get pussy.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Your dogs dead

I hit it with my Jeep Grand Cherokee


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

yo mama

yo mama who?

yo mama yanking on my dick


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

School

School who?

School your ass


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Meat.

Meat who?

Meat my dick!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Condom.

Condom who?

condom and suck this dick.

(come down and suck this dick)


Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Iguana

Iguana Who?

Iguana touch your buttcrack!


Girl: Knock-Knock!

Boy Who’s there?

Girl: Pussy!

Boy: I dont get it..

Girl: Yeah and you never will.